Cool MSN Names

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Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself..
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It's people like you who give scum a bad name
Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Mean people suck, nice people swallow
Those who hesitate, masturbate
I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
Sex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it
I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic!
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
Bisexuality doubles your chances...
If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
It tastes like burning
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Love me or leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet