Just a Joke

[sanderson]

A blonde is speeding down a highway, she gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop asks her for some ID. The blonde driving the car say "Okay" and picks up her purse and starts looking through it. She is pulling out lipstick, mascara, etc. She finally asks the cop "What is an I.D.?", the police officer say, "You know, it has your picture..." So the blonde driver gets out her mirrior and looks at it and sees a picture of herself. She gives it to the cop, and the cop looks at it and says "Oh! Why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?!"

[paul]

Lol, Belated, Sorry I missed that! this remind me another joke of blonde lady, enjoy!

When asked by their host if she would like another drink,
the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said,
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."

"Why is that," the host asked?

Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it;
after two drinks ...anyone can!"

[Ommadon]

Originally Posted by paul

Lol, Belated, Sorry I missed that! this remind me another joke of blonde lady, enjoy!

When asked by their host if she would like another drink,
the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said,
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."

"Why is that," the host asked?

Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it;
after two drinks ...anyone can!"

Ha-Ha! Nice joke