Solve my problem doc

[MeTi]

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>A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to
>go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
>problem?In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are
>getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the
>man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited
>to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife
>is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they
>find themselves in the '69? position. The man, moments later, feels the
>sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.
>
>The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How
>did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well?when I fired the pistol
>my wife ~love~ on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came
>out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

[talkwebz]

Nice joke. Kinda inapporpriate tho.