What would you give to give 100%?

[byteme]

This is a strictly mathematical
viewpoint ...

it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%
?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life
?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions
:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ...

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you .
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude
will get you there,

it's the
Bullshit and
Ass kissing
that will put you over the top .

[jon123]

in that case, i like to think i give 103% most of the time