Ways girls turn romantic guys down..

[Jan]

HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.

HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

[Dan]

That's Hillarious

[paul]

That's hilarious! It's really difficult to guess what women want in a man, not talking about look-wise, status-wise, even personality-wise it is hard to say but as on my personal experience you get a place there in her heart if you let them feel really very special.

[Administrator]

Originally Posted by paul

That's hilarious! It's really difficult to guess what women want in a man, not talking about look-wise, status-wise, even personality-wise it is hard to say but as on my personal experience you get a place there in her heart if you let them feel really very special.

First you make them feel very special and then ignore

Ask a Girl to choose between her pet Dog and Boyfriend and see what she will choose. This would be the best way for guys to know if they are better than Dogs or not

[paul]

Lol, thanks for that valuable suggestion, that's great tips especially for those going on first date! I think that will work.

[Thomas]

Haha, brilliant. I've never had such a good remark thrown back at me, I guess I'm just lucky.

[paul]

Don't practice it to all Girls as there are chances that you will be ignored too, don't start assuming I tried it recently, it is just another thought.

[kev woodman]

Nobody honestly uses corny old lines like these do they? If you do you deserve everything you get.

[paul]

Originally Posted by kev woodman

Nobody honestly uses corny old lines like these do they? If you do you deserve everything you get.

The Admin is actually right in his point, many things has been changed but the women's quest for eternal beauty hasn't. She still need appreciation and being adored and to be special.