Security Alert!

[jon123]

This is not meant to offend anyone...

HEIGHTENED SECURITY ALERTS

The British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."

Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "BloodyNuisance."

The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warninglevel was during the great fire of 1666.


Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."

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[jon123]

that never copied properly across from my email.....maybe a good thing

[paul]

Here is another one about British;

The Titanic is going to be drowned....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby British on the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
British : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I
have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off
the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
British : Downwards......