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This is not meant to offend anyone...
HEIGHTENED SECURITY ALERTS The British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "BloodyNuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warninglevel was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in<FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=green><SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">
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that never copied properly across from my email.....maybe a good thing
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