Use Your Name Always!

[WatchOut]

Henry decided to go skiing with his buddy, Frank. So
they loaded up
Henry's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
"I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Henry said. "We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn. And if
the weather subsides, we'll be gone at first light." The
lady agreed,and
the two men found their way to the barn and settled in
for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their way. They
enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months
later, Henry

got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined
that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow
he had met on the
ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Frank and asked, "Frank, do
you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on
our ski holiday up
North about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Frank

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Frank said, a little embarrassed about
being found out.
"I have to admit that I did and boy what wild love we
made all night long."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"

Frank's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look,
I'm sorry,buddy.
I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."