I thought this was funny

[jon123]

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood
and said "I want to be a movie star."
He had the right credentials
The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get
into
Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name!
The van Lesbian name is centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name.
Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you
will NEVER go far in Hollywoodwith a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you,
you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to
represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said
and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his
office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.
He reads the letter enclosed...

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to
become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my
name.
Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.
You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like
Penis van Lesbian.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said.
I decided you were right.
I had to change my name.
I had too much pride to return to your office,
so I signed with another agent.
I would never have made it without changing
my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice..

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

(I don't care who you are, that's funny.)

[Sparxz]

LOL, great joke, might have to tell my family that!

[kev woodman]

*watches tumbleweed roll silently past*

[unknown4]

* silent wind blowing the tumbleweed picking up some dust *

[jon123]

*watches tumbleweed roll silently past*

* silent wind blowing the tumbleweed picking up some dust *

yes but i bet you 2 are in the pub friday night telling it to your mates.:p

[ouahabix]

You're awesome man, I don't read these kind of jokes but this one
I can't stop laughing till now

Have a nice day