WOW and I thought I was old as a techi, Blackpool, Torquay and the winter brings up a depressing vision. Are you chaps older than 45??
Exotic sunsets, warm winds, egyption tum....
Actually the last summer hol was Marakesh, where the safest place to eat (even at our 5*) was MacD
Recommend POLAND in FEB

wonderful food and great welcome